I was in the dressing room at the Temple getting ready to leave for the night. My friend Janet was in the stall next to me. I was wearing boots so I had on a pair of very "Special" socks, I mean who cares what socks you wear when you have boots on , right? They were blue with kitty cats wearing Santa hats, I got them for a steal of 25 cents a few years ago. I mean who in their right mind is going to pass up that deal........even if they did have hideous kitty cats on them.
As I was thinking about my BEAUTIFUL socks I thought my friend Janet would love to see them as well so I I showed them to her. I stuck HALF my leg under the stall and said, "Janet you know your jealous of these kitty cat socks!" I know that is so appropriate in the Temple, I just make good choices like this all the time, they just come to me. Anyhoo after I said it Janet didn't say anything, I was shocked because it was quite hilarious in my "special" opinion.
I finish dressing not thinking a thing of it and left my stall. As I walk out I see Janet all dressed in white.........."Janet what are you doing?" Janet says "Just waiting to get dressed." "Oh............................well that explains a few things" I decide that this would make a perfect time to go potty, so I did, laughing inside all the way there.........what had I just done? I wait for Riley and tell him the story, he just looks at me like he knew it already, in fact it was as if he expected it from me.
When my good friend Janet comes out I tell her the story and she can't stop laughing, she says "Only you Lindsey." IT's true things like this only happen to people like me who decide to show off their kitty socks in the Temple dressing room, in other words Idiots!
I have learned my lesson and I'm sure that poor, mysterious YOUNG girl in that dressing room posing as Janet learned something as well, even crazy people go to the Temple:) Sorry fake Janet!


