
I was shopping today at Wal Mart and I couldn't go two steps without Dane or London or Jack yelling at me. Here I am with my two shopping carts taking up all the room everywhere I go and I’m stopping every two seconds trying to help whoever is in
NEED. Dane decided that he is hungry, (not that he doesn’t always think he is hungry, I mean seriously look at the chunk) in the middle of our shopping trip so I stop and make a bottle. I have nothing to prop the bottle with so I go on a scavenger hunt through my diaper bag. Guess what I found, a pear of Jacks underwears. Thomas the Train of course and don’t ask me if they were clean because I have no idea, desperate times call for desperate measures. I also found an empty bag of baby wipes, yes it was quite a pathetic sight to see :) So with my MacGyver skills I makeshift a little prop for the bottle. It fell every time he moved but it got me ten steps ahead of where I was previously standing. Women and even men looking at me with that “You poor thing, what the hell where you thinking” look, oh so sad. Tears, tears and more tears. Ahhhhhhhhhh, “Crazy lady on aisle nine,
CRAZY lady on aisle nine, this one might just
LOOSE it on aisle nine, watch out
EVERYONE on aisle nine.” I just smile, cry on the inside and move along.
These are the moments that I
MUST write about so that next time I say something silly like “Honey lets have another baby,” he can pull this bad boy out and "gently" remind me of what life is like with little ones.
Don’t get me wrong I really do love my little people to pieces; I seriously can’t seam to get enough of them. But I have my moments and when they are this ridicules I feel as though I must share. Just in case you have ever used underwear’s to prop a bottle because now you know you’re not alone:)